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# Big, strong men
- URL: https://www.bradenanderin.com/big-_strong_men/
- Published: 2009-04-14T04:19:42.000Z
- Updated: 2009-04-14T04:19:42.000Z
- Author: erin
- Tags: #Import 2023-10-16 11:47

Posted by Braden on April 5, 2009.

**Who**

You\* are cordially invited to the first and final Annual Tree Chopping Party.

**What**

This party will consist of as many ~~suckers~~ friends as we can get to assemble on our patio with various tools designed to reduce an obnoxious, invasive tree species to neatly proportioned trash bags.

**Where**

Our townhouse.

**When**

TBD – Depends on expected turnout. Please RSVP.

**Why**

*Prizes!!! – Everyone wins! All guests will receive some kind of potted plant that we have too many of – approx. value = $4.99 – limit of 10*

*One lucky person will get to keep our used, electric chainsaw (with extension pole) as we will have no use for it.*

Also, You will be saving South Florida from one of the worst types of invasive tree, the Florida Holly. You will also be helping out dear friends who can not do the job themselves in a single day and are tired of tracking red berries throughout any place they may walk (including one of your houses)!

\*By "you" I mean this as an open invitation to anyone of our friends and family reading this text.